Sarcasm Saturday

Sarcasm Saturdays 011

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Do you know how important your Husband’s homecoming is as a wife? I’m serious. Have you ever thought that his desire to stay in this marriage is based solely on your devotion to him? When he arrives home from work, it is imperative you greet him humbly and with your best looks. Sometimes trying a new shade of lipstick will excite him enough to take you in his arms and promise you a new necklace. Needless to say, the next steps should always be, taking his briefcase, bringing his slippers, and perhaps a beer or tea depending his preference. Then you must be sure to not bother him until he is well settled and dinner is over with. He is TIRED! After all your duties cleaning the floor, grocery shopping and chasing the dog with the paper is nothing compared to his desk job!

 

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